“We love you, Diffendoofer School, We definitely do.
There surely is no other school that’s anything like you.
You’re gribbulous, you’re grobbulous, each day we love you more.
You are the school we treasure and unceasingly adore.
Oh, finest school in Dinkerville-the only one as well-
We love you, Diffendoofer School, much more than we can tell.
You are so diffendooferouse It gives us joy to say,
Three cheers for Diffendoofer School- Hooray, Hooray, Hooray!!!”